Synthetic Semen Now Available in Nine Flavors

BIO SYN CHEM Synthetic Semen Ampules

ATLANTA, Ga. — October 28, 2020 — BIO SYN CHEM Corporation announced today the immediate availability of its line of Synthetic Semen (Ejaculate) for male androids, male robots, male cyborgs, pleasure droids, pleasure bots, lovebots, sex droids, futadroids, futabots, and other synthetic and artificial life forms, in nine incredible flavors to please all biological, organic, synthetic, and artificial lifeforms!

Only BIO SYN CHEM Corp.’s line of Synthetic Semen is formulated to be hypoallergenic and non-toxic for biological lifeforms; and while we recommend your biologic partners “spit”, instead of “swallow,” in the event of accidental or intentional ingestion, our Synthetic Semen is safe and completely harmless.

Synthetics have to be careful of anything placed inside their body, which is why we’ve made sure our semen is 100% safe for synthetic use and storage!

Our Synthetic Semen is 100% non-corrosive, with a viscosity index inversely-proportional to the synthetic semen temperature. It’s also non-conductive so that in the event of vessel containment failure, no additional electrical or mechanical damage will be sustained!

BIO SYN CHEM Corporation’s Synthetic Semen is available today in Natural, Vanilla, Banana, Cherry, Chocolate, Coffee, Peppermint, Spearmint, and Wintergreen flavors and may be ordered direct from www.biosynchem.net or wherever android and cybernetic parts and supplies are sold.

About BIO SYN CHEM Corporation

BIO SYN CHEM Corp. is the leading manufacturer of synthetic biochemicals for the artificial and synthetic lifeform market. Our flagship product, Synthetic Semen, allows synthetic and artificial beings to achieve a level of realism with their sexual partners that had been previously unobtainable opening up new markets and new adventures.

For More Information

Chace Circuit
+1.706.406.4975
[email protected]

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